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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, September 7, 2020

Man tries to take out housefly takes out house instead

A man in Dordogne, France, accidentally blew up his own house while trying to remove a fly, local reports say.

Armed with an electric swatter, the man — who is in his 80s — chased the insect around his home, according to the local Sud Ouest newspaper.

What he didn't know at the time, though, was that there was a gas leak in his home. The reaction between the gas and the swatter caused an explosion that collapsed past of his ceiling, according to the report.

The man suffered a minor burn to his hand and his home is uninhabitable, Sud Ouest reported.

The fate of the housefly is unknown at this time.

Friday's blast wasn't the first time that an attempt to exterminate a tiny pest had led to bigger problems than it's worth.

Last year a man in Brazil tried to kill some cockroaches his backyard throwing matches in a hole that he had poured gasoline into. (It obviously wasn't the best strategy.)


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The fly flew away unharmed. That is how it usually goes when it comes to irony. If he had a gas leak wouldn't he succumb to the fumes?

Saturday, August 1, 2020

It looks like Joe Biden is going to win

According to the 2016 2020 polls Hillary Clinton Joe Biden has a sizeable lead. I was looking forward to a Trump victory but with Hillary Clinton Joe Biden in the lead it doesn't look like it going to be a reality. Let's face it. Trying to defeat Hillary Clinton Joe Biden is going to be an enormous task. I mean we are taking on Hillary Clinton Joe Biden for crying out loud. I wonder if we are asking too much. I mean this is Hillary Clinton Joe Biden we are talking about. She He has been in Washington DC for years even decades. What chance do we stand?

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Official approval

I just received my official government approval grade. I felt very honored that they held me in high esteem.

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Trump is guilty

President Donald John Trump has violated numerous decrees from the deep state (Royal Deep State Decrees). Willfully denying Hillary her coronation is a criminal act according to the RDS. He then colluded with an group that the Deep State despises called "the American people" to act as his co conspirators in denying Queen Hillary I the presidency. Since he did not get out of Hillary's way and kiss her ass he is guilty of obstruction according to RDS standards.

Monday, April 1, 2019

The estate of Big Daddy founder sues Bruce Springsteen for copyright infringement.


Big Daddy founder Big Daddy Ding Dong

The estate of Big Daddy founder Big Daddy Ding Dong has filed suit against Bruce Springsteen for copyright infringement in the court building downtown. Springsteen denies this and is represented by the law firm Crosby,Stills,Nash and Young. More to come. Stay tuned.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Benjamin Netanyahu ponders Germany's situation

When asked about the Muslim situation in Germany where a lot of Germans are being beaten up even murdered by the Muslim refugees they allowed into their country and the fact it is causing major problems for the German government Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu responded with this:



Monday, November 14, 2016

From an email 2

Right now is very troubling times for our country. I know I experienced it the other day. We are overreacting as a nation. For instance I have an reoccurring facial rash that makes me very self conscious so when I go out I usually wear a ski mask. Professionalism is dead. You would think that bank employees would conduct themselves with more calmness and professionalism but this is not the case. I merely had to make a withdraw the other day. I wanted to tell the bank teller to place the money in the envelope or else my hand. But the rash makes speaking difficult so I wrote "Place the money in the envelope or else". I know times are bad but doing your job while crying and screaming "Don't. I have a family. Please" is no way to run a proper business. There are a lot of things we need to work on because it seems like the world is going crazy around me.

Sunday, June 19, 2016

NBA Finals Champions

Congratulations to the

Golden State Warriors

Cleveland Cavaliers

We were behind you all the way.

Sunday, January 31, 2016

This racial group pisses me off

These are the same assholes that ruin things for other people